hamburgerjack:

badgerjaw:

Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?

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twerkinghannibal:

twerkinghannibal:

how much does therapy with Hannibal cost

aN ARM AND A LEG

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

insanelady2:

lotrlockedwhovian:

this is so much more entertaining that it should be omfg.

these are great

missbrostrider:

missbrostrider:

missbrostrider:

i wAS WEARING MY DIRK COSPLAY AND MY AUNT CAME OVER AN HOUR EARLIER SO SHE DIDNT KNOW WHO I WAS SO I JUST SAID THAT I WAS DATING MYSELF AND NOW SHE LEGIT THINKS IM DATING SOME GUY WITH TRIANGLE SHADES

UPDATE: SHE ASKED MY PARENTS ABOUT IT AND I THINK MY MOM FORGOT ABOUT THAT COSPLAY SO SHE GOT ALL CONFUSED AND STARTED QUESTIONING ME  AND MY DAD WAS JUST IN THE BACKGROUND LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

which of you lil shits brought this back

nerd-with-wings:

sixpenceee:

stilinstilinski:

why is no one in the spn fandom talking about the winchester mystery house??

I mean for one, winchester

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and two its considered one of the most haunted houses in America

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floating orbs

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creepy ghosts

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repetition of 13

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random staircases to nowhere and 160 rooms total??

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i mean this basically screams daddy issues

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spencerofspace:

Please help me change my name!

Hi! My name is Spencer, at least, I hope it will be soon!
I’m transgender, and I just started at a new school. I really like it there, the only problem is my name. Currently, all my documents and school records have my given name on them. Since I haven’t been going by that name for over a year now, it makes it very confusing when we have new students, new teachers, or I have to work with other officials within the school district. It’s stressful having to explain, and out myself, when a teacher calls roll, introduces me, or needs me to sign something. My teachers are patient and understanding, but for legal reasons they can’t change my name in the records without a court order. 
With the new school year starting, there will be a lot of new students coming to the school, and I would like to have the chance to meet them without the stress or confusion surrounding my name. I’m hoping to raise the money to change it (which in my state is $170) before the new school year starts.

You can donate on my GoFundMe here

If you can’t donate, please share this to help me along!

I would really appreciate any help anyone can provide! Thank you so much!

 

crydaguy:

claraoswaldl:

IF YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR DASH OR ON SOMEONES BLOG DO NOT CLICK THE LINK AND LEAVE THE BLOG YOU ARE VIEWING

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS SO PEOPLE ARE AWARE

there is a new virus going around tumblr, one that claims it can show you who views your blog. this is an annoying scam that hacks your account. if you see someone has posted this, let them know. whatever you do, do not click the link. 

this virus is irritating and sometimes hard to get rid of. if you do see that this has been posted on your blog without your knowledge, delete the post. then on your dash go to settings » apps » and the unwanted app will be listed. press the ‘x’ to delete it! i also recommend changing your password, just in case.

I JUST GOT RID OF THIS IT’S REALLY ANNOYING SERIOUSLY I SEE A LOT OF MY FOLLOWERS HAVE IT TOO FOLLOW THESE DIRECTIONS OK

merbearedie:

where on earth have you been

go back up
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